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10.25.13 <3

pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

lmao what the actual fuck

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me