Vintage Tumblr Themes
10.25.13 <3


sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving


*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one


you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

lmao what the actual fuck

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*


seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends


did i allow u to have fun without me